Making Ends Meet
“We have a terrible time making ends meet on Bob’s income.” his wife told...
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street…
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Oy, Abraham, I’m sorry to hear about that...
Little Bastard
Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants...
Looking to buy
|A man walks into a shop. “You got one of them Marshall Hiwatt AC30...
If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly....
Killed Your Rooster!
A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road...
Why Women Are Bad Mathematicians
Why are women so bad at mathematics?Because men keep telling them that this…||is 12...
Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!
Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
Hawaii Crazy Law
Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears. All residents may be...