Diaper Change
Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers every month?A: Because it...
yo mama so fat.. drivers license
Yo mama is so fat that her driver’s license says, “Picture continued on other...
He bowled long hops!
|What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?He bowled long hops!
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
Life Quotes
To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good,...
The 2 deer hunters.
Two guys are out hunting deer…The first guy says, “Did you see that?…pointing to...
A policeman was patrolling near midnight…
A policeman was patrolling near midnight at a local parking spotoverlooking a golf course....
Two condoms walk past a gay bar…
Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,”Hey,...
Thin People Don’t
|By Barbara Florio GrahamFrom McCall’s, June, 1983I read every diet I can get my...
Ways to tell someone they are goofy!
Politically Correct ways to tell someone they are goofy:A few clowns short of a...