Heavy Thinker-like Drinker
The Heavy ThinkerIt started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now...
What is Green, Slimy…
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit’s Dick
Piloting your plane
|An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of...
Santa Hates Your Kid
|8. Kid’s letter to north pole comes back stamped, “Dream on, Chester!”7. Kid asks...
Pregnant Mystery
A three year old walked over to the pregnant lady while waiting with his...
Two friends were out drinking…
Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and...
There were two guys walking down the street…
There were two guys walking down the streetand they saw a dog licking his...
GIRL’S CONFESSION
GIRL’S CONFESSION The priest leaned closer to hear the girl’s confession. “So me andmy...
A maggot with attitude!
|What’s yellow, wiggles and is dangerous?A maggot with attitude!
New Lawyer
Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and...