Marriage quotes 06
|Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in....
35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet…
35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet headingover the...
An Hour Fast
A man walks into a bar and sits down next to a beautiful blonde....
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
The cashier
Well, one day, an idiot looking for a job finally came across a cigarette...
Why Santa Has No Kids
Why doesn’t Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when...
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together…
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel. When...
his mind
He has one of those mighty minds — mighty empty. He has a one-track...
When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris…
When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris forpreschool,...
Soldier stands guard
|A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...