Praying Parrots
Praying ParrotsA lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem....
Unreasonable bill
|A client who felt his legal bill was too high asked his lawyer to...
Chinese Goer
A Chinese man arranges for a hooker to come to his room for theevening....
Musician jokes
|Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1...
Last supper – last words.
What were Jesus’ last words at the last supper?”Ok, all you guys who want...
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...
Toddler Miracle Diet!
New Miracle Diet!Flabby people are always on the lookout for a new diet. The...
Sid and Barney play golf
Sid and Barney head out for a quick round of golf. Since they are...
12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down...
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!