Two drunks
Two drunks are driving down the road drinking beer. All of a sudden they...
If…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it followthat electricians can be delighted,...
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning…
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant.”Anything interesting...
What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little…
Q: What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little boy after luring him...
tough mosquito
|How do you know if you have a tough mosquito?You slap him and he...
Elderly romance
There’s an elderly man and woman sitting in the sunroom of a retirement home....
A very modest lady applied for a job…
A very modest lady applied for a job at the factory where they made...
A Microsoft Christmas
|NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
Ice cream flavor galore
|A January 1994 Reuters News Service story on Manuel Oliveira’s ice cream shop in...