What am I?
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up....
No Brakes
Did you ever hear about Blitzen the Brown nosed reindeer?He is twice as fast...
Burlesque Show
The kid ran out of the burlesque show.The doorman grabbed him and asked what...
Why are politicians like diapers?
Why are politicians like diapers?Both should be changed regularly and for the same reason.
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton…
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight.After the plane...
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion…
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they haven’t seen each...
Think quality
A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not...
A middle manager is called into his bosses office…
A middle manager is called into his bosses office on a Monday morning.He is...
Everything Gone!
A man was complaining to a friend:”I had it all; money, a beautiful house,...