Cat jokes 03
|Q: What looks like half a cat?A: The other half!Q: What was the name...
Congress Reduces Solar System
A Press Release -WASHINGTON D.C. The House Appropriations subcommittee on NASA oversight, in another...
If you cloned Henry IV…
If you cloned Henry IV, would he be Henry V, or Henry IV Part...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps...
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft…
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft. when he spies a field mouse...
Shopping for goods
|A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and...
Communication problem
There was this Asian lady married to an American gentleman and theylived in Honolulu....
Redneck Poetry
The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists....