A spinning wheel!
|What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?A spinning wheel!
The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital…
The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital in the middle of the night,...
Discovering too late that a…
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...
Breast Awareness
Finally, something other than smiley faces….Perfect breasts(o)(o)Fake silicone breasts( + )( + )Perky breasts(*)(*)Big...
What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy...
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives…
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. “Does your wife ever …...
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
What dreams mean
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamedthat you gave...
Musicians on a sinking ship
|A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together.”Help!” cried the...
Is the wife in control?
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want...