What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant? Her legs.
The morning after
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One is negative one
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Texan with a new car
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I’ll use my seeing eye dog
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Hungry Lion
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He...
Charlie left town.
In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient...
What\’s a Blonde do after…
Q: What does a blonde do after waking up? A1: Go Home. A2: Introduce...
Itch – ouch -itch – ouch.
What is total agony? A one-armed man hanging from a twenty storybuilding, with a...
If you love something …
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, andalways...