Dangerous Squirrels
A man, Bob, and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joe?s first...
Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
Why is sex like money in the bank?
Why is sex like money in the bank?Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.Sent...
Old Beach Babe
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns...
Men
Men are just like a Dog…here’s proof!1. Both take up too much space on...
Standing Still
During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made...
You’re so dumb…
You’re so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says...
An IRS scam
WARNING! PLEASE READ IMMEDIATELY! THIS IS SERIOUS! If you get an envelope from a...
Requesting a three day pass
|An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass....
What was the First Commandment?
What was the First Commandment?”Adam, eat my pussy.”