Forgive me I have sinned…
A man goes to the confessional and begins “Forgive me Father, for I have...
Programming language acronyms
|ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic...
Rabbit and Bear
A bear and a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods.The bear turns...
I have got trouble with the wife again…
I’ve got trouble with the wife again – she came into the bar looking...
Warning Labels On Booze!
THE MINISTRY OF HEALTH HAS PROPOSED THAT WARNING SIGNS BE PLACED ON BOOZE BOTTLES...
What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?
What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?A man will spend...
Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing
Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing ——————————— It’s the only type of cooking a “real” man...
Conversation over dinner
Conversation over dinner: WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get...
Valentine’s Day Gift
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetie for Valentine’s...
Too good to be true
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender “Do...