Two fat birds!
Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one.”...
Revenge of the blondes
Q: Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners? A: So brunettes can remember them.Q:...
I am afraid of that tarmac
|A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar...
This dog is acting bad
|While waiting for a bus, the blind man’s dog decided to go to the...
How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?
How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?He sits up and begs and she...
your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary…
Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing...
Raggedy Anne
Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toypen?A: Because she kept sitting...
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation…
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation.After a while one...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...