A Drunk Scottsman
There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the...
Buffalo analogy
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
Dad will never say
|Top Ten Things You’ll Never Hear a Dad Say10. Well, how ’bout that?… I’m...
No Irish Lawyers?
Q: Why are there so few Irish lawyers?A: The majority of them can’t pass...
What is a mans idea of foreplay?
What’s a man’s idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging.
What’s the definition of virginity?
Q: What’s the definition of virginity?A: A big issue over a little tissue.
What’s the difference…
Q: What’s the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don’t have to...
Signs you are a Canadian
1. You stand in “line-ups” at the movie, not lines.2. You’re not offended by...
Female Lawyer
Q: What is the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?A: Lipstick
Blonde and the Western
A blonde and her husband are laying in bed watching TV, an old western...