Belly Button
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Her boyfriend was also blonde.
Wedding Toasts 4
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets...
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school…
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.After fifteen minutes speaking he...
Pregnant Daughter
The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn’t say who...
Coffee Addiction
You know you are addicted to coffee if -You grind your coffee beans in...
What is the most insensitive part of a penis?
What is the most insensitive part of a penis? – The man
Why do female parachutists wear tampons?
Why do female parachutists wear tampons? So they don’t whistle on the way down…
Stopping the hillbilly
|This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over.”You got...
Confusion about Y2K
|Dear Boss,I hope I haven’t misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none...
The Hypnotic Sermon!
A local preacher was dissatisfied with the small amount in thecollection plates each Sunday....