Successful Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did the operation go?”"The operation was a success,...
Travel to Heaven
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Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch.Cowboy: Hey, cool...
Love and Marriage!
I’m really steamed at my wife. She is so immature!Last night I was taking...
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Undercover detective
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What does pizza delivery man and a gynaecologist…
What does pizza delivery man anda gynaecologist have in common?Both can smell it but...
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Why you should learn to use algebra . . . After applying some simple...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy…
Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy, come of age at thesame...