The Rude Parrot
Marilyn had a parrot for a pet, but the parrot would embarrass her whenever...
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night…
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night he doesn’t know whatto do....
Gigolo
Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws...
The Darwin Awards
|The long awaited 1999 Darwin “Natural Selection” Awards have been released! These awards are...
Marmite Competition
I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won...
This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...
The great rabbit escape!
A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had...
Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun...
Write and Wrong
A writer dies and reaches the Golden Gates where God gives him a choice...
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems…
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems of “Tomahawk” missiles — now they’re called...