Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
Oboe jokes
|Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?A: Shoot four of them.Q: What...
Men have only two faults.
Women’s faults are many, men have only 2:Everything they say and everything they do.
No Card
Two proctologists are discussing their most baffling cases.One proctologist tells the other one about...
Anniversary Gift
With their 30th wedding anniversary approaching, Ron asks his wife, Sylvia, what she wants...
Ten Dollar Flight
Stumpy Grider and his Wife Martha were from Portland, Maine. Every year they went...
Become more effective
|The unit engineer had just finished a talk on introducing mechanization in fatigue details....
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
Lipstick problem!
According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a...
Little Johnny Proposes
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....