There is a blind man here to see you
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Yo mama is so short
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can...
What’s the difference between Jesus and…
Q: What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?A: It only takes...
‘Twas The Night Before Xmas- Redneck
‘Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailerNot a creature was stirrin’...
Drunk and Arthritis
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He...
Have long marriages
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What\’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman that won’t do what she’s told.
One plus one are two
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Graphics work too much
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What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?
Q: What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?A: He threw...