A brain goes to a local bar
|A brain walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a pint of beer...
I am afraid of that tarmac
|A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar...
Little Johnny and Venus Statue
The teacher, brought a Venus statue in class and asks: “What do you like...
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor…
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor.He says “Doctor, I...
Shooting Blanks
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and...
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says…
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, “Ey, Tony! You know who’s-a George Washington?”Tony...
Surfing the Internet
|Surfin’ the NetSo I think I’m in the clearthe boss is no where in...
The Broken Clock
Mike’s grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into...