New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
Charged for speeding
|A man was speeding down a Alabama highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of...
You Mama’s So Ugly…
- Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry,...
OH MY GOD!
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising...
A bumper sticker
Bumper sticker seen in Cambridge, Mass: “Re-elect President Gore in 2000″
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting…
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting their lack of a sex...
I was shopping at our local supermarket…
I was shopping at our local supermarket.When I got to the checkout line, there...
Yo mama\’s so poor
Yo mama’s so poor she wears her McDonald’s uniform to churchYo mama’s so poor,...
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a…
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriterswill eventually reproduce...
Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!