I have lost my father
|Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman...
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
Illinois Crazy Law
The English language is not to be spoken. You may be arrested for vagrancy...
Wanted: Woman!
Seen in the want ads:A tall well-built woman with goodreputation, who can cook frogslegs,...
New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans
|At the time of writing, Microsoft’s slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you...
Why do men die first
This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries..But, now we know. If...
Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
Why did the blonde go half way to Sweden and then…
Why did the blonde go half way to Sweden and then turn around and...
Mono and herpes
Question: Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?Answer: You get mono from...
Play doctor
Steve complained to his friend Al that lovemaking with his wife was becoming routine...