37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
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Clarinet jokes
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Quack, Quack
There was this city doctor who started a practice in the countryside. He once...
A milk bath
When the milkman found a note on one of his customer’sdoors asking for 16...
man to do situps
|What’s the best way to force a man to do situps?Put the remote between...
Little Johnny’s Goldfish!
Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered...
Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
Stupid Questions?
Below are questions that people “actually asked” of Park Rangers around the country, proving...
Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what…
Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what he does best…...