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The defendant who pleads his own case has a fool for a client, but...
Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?
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Bill Gates, the Antichrist
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Snow blower
How do you change a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give her a shovel!
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man…
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man.He says to her, “What’s...
Growing ripe tomatoes!
Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden,...
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