Buffalo analogy
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
New submarine Ensign
|The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamed of working since a...
Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time.
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
The 2 P’s
What’s the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun,...
One-legged girl…
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!
Pushing it!
Q: Why do so many Polish navy personnel drown? A: Because when the engine...
Women pump gas now
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
No Such Thing As Good Man
Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women...
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on…
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on,indicating to the flight...