The math one-liners
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How to be a Good Wife
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Stevie Wonder\’s Wife
Q. Have u ever saw Stevie Wonders wife? A. No PUNCHLINE: Neither has he.
Recount Demanded by New York Mets
RECOUNT DEMANDED BY METSNEW YORK (AP) –The New York Mets announced today that they...
Bring some more ammo
|The company commander saw the results of Private Gibbson’s Firing exercise and his face...
The Teacher tells the class they are going to play a game…
The Teacher tells the class they are going to play a game,she will describe...
New scientific element : MAN
Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but...
Ballerina
What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!
Two fat birds!
Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one.”...
Penis Tax
New IRS Tax PolicyGOVERNMENT NOTICEJanuary 1, 1995To: All Male TaxpayersFrom: IRSRE: Notice of Increase...