The dieter’s church!
Have you heard about the new low-fat communion bread?It’s called “I Can’t Believe It’s...
Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.
Piccolo joke
|Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.
Screwing Rooster
There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters. So...
You’re not going to believe this!
A woman got a problem with her closet door – it was felling every...
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks…
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, “Where ya going boy?”The son...
Why do mice have long tails?
|Why do mice have long tails?Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can’t win. 2.You can’t break even. 3.You can’t...
Government is there
|At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone technology...
Billy-Bob and Billi-Jo
it is 10:00 at the police station and there is only 2 officers working...