Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay…
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay looking out over the harbour. One...
Loud, mad, or sad
|The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving...
Men vs Women (long classic!)
RELATIONSHIPSFirst of all, a man does not call it a relationship. He refers to...
If Sony ran Christmas…
|Their Personal Xmas-ing Device, which would be barely larger than an ornament and flat,...
Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
The Golfers
One of the regular foursome was sick, so a new member named George filled...
Philly Cops
Two men are driving through Philadelphia when they get pulled over by a Highway...
Johnny, give me a sentence starting with…
Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with “I”.Little Johnny: I is…Teacher: No, Little...
Ernie the Hamster
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome...
Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...