An ode to old age
|There’s quite an art to falling apart as the years go by,And life doesn’t...
Where Am I!!!
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all...
Polish Invention
Did you hear about the latest Polish invention?It’s a solar-powered flashlight.
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What did the blonde do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur within...
Standardized Guide to the Bases
Standardized Guide to the Bases Do you remember middle school/junior high/high school?If so, do...
Twas the night before Christmas At The White House
Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the White House,Al Gore was eyeing Hillary,...
Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation
As Hostage Taker: Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana...
Blondes and Beer In Hell
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when confronted by a room...
The Pessimist!
An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the...