Mexican Funeral
Why are there only two paul-bearers at a Mexican funeral?There are only two handles...
Who’s God?
Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE...
Having a baby.
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the class was...
Question and answer animal jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the armadillo that it...
Fair business
Here’s one about the old native American who wanted a loan for $500. The...
The only wish
Two guys of limited intelligence were on a ship that sank in themiddle of...
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot…
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder…thebartender looks...
Grant Bar and Casino
Grant’s Bar and Casino: Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
Three Dickless Guys
There were once three guys with no dicks. They all went to the doctor’s.The...