If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer
If you messed up your life, you could press “Ctrl, Alt, Delete” and start...
wooo mama!
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Right to Light
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A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau…
A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau takes an apartment overlooking the Wailing Wall....
Knock Knock Biggish
Knock Knock Who’s there?BiggishBiggish who?No Thank you!
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12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
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