Noticing a blonde
Q: What do you do when you notice a blonde on the street? Ans:...
A farmer and his girlfriend…
A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a strollin the fields when they...
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, and clitorises?
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, andclitorises?They miss them all.
The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
Looking forward to old age.
There were three elderly men sitting in wheelchairs on the porch one sunny afternoon....
Don’t eat and drive!
I was in a car dealership a while ago when a large new motor...
Men at 35..
A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35...
Making a bet at a bar
|Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when...
Ebonics Christmas
Ebonics Crimmus PomeWuz de nite befo Crimmus An’ all ower de hood ereybody wuz’...
What is the difference between condoms and coffins?
What’s the difference between condoms and coffins?They both hold something stiff but one’s coming...