Nuns
The head nun at the convent says, “I found a pair of men’s underwear...
Went Fishing, Got Caught
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just...
Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
Women with Weapons
The media have grotesquely skewed the public image of women who choose to own...
How to write a paper
How to write a paper1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted...
Florida driver’s license!
|I’ve sure gotten old. I’ve had two By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees....
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think...
What is black and blue and hates sex?
What’s black and blue and hates sex?A rape victim.
Courtroom Chaos
A man accused of robbing a bank was tried for the final time and...
Is the wife in control?
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want...