My wife is pregnant
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Drug Cure fer sure!
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
Vocal jokes
|Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He...
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm,...
The world’s greatest hypnotist is on stage…
The world’s greatest hypnotist is on stage in front of hundredsof people swinging a...
There was a young man from Kent…
There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in...
A blonde goes for a job interview…
A blonde goes for a job interview in an office.The interviewer decides to start...
One day, a fellow went for a ride…
One day, a fellow went for a ride through the park on his bicycle.The...
She-Devil
There is a man who goes out drinking all the time and comes home...
Murphy’s Laws on Sex
MURPHY’S LAWS ON SEX1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the...