Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and Bill Clinton are sitting…
Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and Bill Clinton are sitting in ahelicopter and Bill starts...
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men…
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:”don’t” and “stop”.
What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?
Q. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?A. Platoon
OLD NEVER DIES 13
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Solving Bat Problem
Did you hear about the three ministers who were talking about their common problem...
Dead Blonde In A Closet
Q: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A: The 1984 Hide...
Two men were walking along the street when…
Two men were walking along the street when they cameupon a dog licking his...
Parking Problem
A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:”I’ve circled the...
Not a good comparison!
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father who...