Men’s Gourmet Restaurant
What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?Any place without a drive-up window.
Good News At Work
A woman phones up her husband at work for a chat. . . .Says...
Dogs and fleas
Good question…Do dogs have fleas, or do fleas have dogs?hmmmm.
Politics Quotes
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. H. L. Mencken...
Golfers and the Genie
A guy is golfing with his pretty wife, who is a very poor golfer....
Almost celibate
“I’m finished with Judi!” Jon exclaimed to his friend. “She brokedown and told me...
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter…
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother:...
Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...
Almost Perfect Life
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A...
The SUPER Salesman…
A man walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. “Sorry, we...