How many women does…?
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?None, they just sit...
The medical student was asked four reasons…
The medical student was asked four reasons why mother’smilk was better for babies than...
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“Honey, I have a confession to make,” a guy told his bride. “I’m a...
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
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Both look stupid in hats.Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.Both...
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma:An empty greyhound.
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The Office Christmas Party
What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the...