It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...
Three vampires go to a bar
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Timberland.
A rich lady from California, who was a tree hugger and a vociferous anti-...
I have a big problem
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Miracle Bra Alternative
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1,000 lawyers…
What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?A good start!
Santa Hates Your Kid
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Deodorants
Another blonde, another store. . .She goes over to the deodorant display and tells...
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
An honest lawyer
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