Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...
How Many Men Does It Take…
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
Nursery Rhyme
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme?A: Hump me Dump me.
Psychoanalysis
One of Sigmund Freud’s early patients rushed out into an Austrian afternoon on her...
Can’t Talk Now
A woman is on her honeymoon with her new French husband. She is giving...
What movies teach us
|COMPUTERS & ELECTRONICS:As depicted in movies,Word processors never display a cursor. You never have...
A couple of geezers were sitting…
A couple of geezers were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home, havinga...
Do you smoke after sex?
Boyfriend: Do you smoke after sex?Girlfriend: Dunno, I’ve never looked
Where is this bus going?
|A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle,...