Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
Jon starts working in a lumber camp…
Jon starts working in a lumber camp. The boss says, “We work twelve hours...
Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays…
Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays:- What did you ask Santa Claus to give you?-...
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
Women Jokes
Q – Why do women have smaller feet than men?? A – So they...
Monthly Horoscopes – JG Style!
ARIESYou are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick-tempered,...
You might be a redneck if… highschool
Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department.
Never There
Why don’t most women ever tell their husbands when they’re really enjoying sex?Because their...
What a bonehead!
Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both...