Top Ten Signs The Concert You’re Attending is Not The Real Woodstock
|From “Late Show with David Letterman” on Tuesday, August 9, 199410. It’s hosted by...
Polak In the Desert
A Polak, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert...
Turtle and a Blonde?
What do a turtle and a blonde have in common?When they’re on their back...
A small misunderstanding
A lady golfer is stung by a wasp.She goes to look for the greenkeeper...
Surgical Error
A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.Shortly after he recovers from his...
Two bikers were talking at a bar…
Two bikers were talking at a bar.”How’s married life?” asks the first.”It’s fine,” says...
What marketing is
Now I understand what marketing is:You are at a party and you see a...
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? So that when...
A merchant captain and several of his officers…
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
Redneck and a Trailer
Q: What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: Somebody’s...