All numbers are equal
|Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t =...
Blue Elephants
1. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.2. How...
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute?
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute? – Neither did he.
Bird vs Fly
What’s the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but...
Microsoft and Santa
NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
The new priest gets drunk!
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak....
Short Lawyer Jokes I
The defendant who pleads his own case has a fool for a client, but...
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?His girlfriend has to...
Whats the world weakest animal?
|Whats the world weakest animal?A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!
Tight Skirt
One Day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a...