What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?Your very...
A Wife’s Revenge
A wife arrived home and found her husband in bed with another woman. With...
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband…
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband, He was standing on...
Disgruntled Genie
A man walking down the beach, sees a old bottle in the sand and...
What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...
Customer support logs
|Actual dialog of a former Customer Support employee: Support: “Ridge Hall computer assistant; may...
Women’s Snappy Comebacks
Women’s Snappy Comebacks:Man: =”Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the...
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
Men Are Like Blenders
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.