Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Dead Cow & The Mermaid
On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and...
Following a bitter divorce…
Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party and sneered,...
Get away with murder
|Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave...
A milk bath
When the milkman found a note on one of his customer’sdoors asking for 16...
The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
Laughter On Monday
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?A: Tell them a...
Business is business
A young Jewish boy starts attending public school in a smalltown. The teacher of...
Jesus has risen
Easter is approaching. Father O’Maley checks estimates for the flowerdecoration of the altar.The catholic...
Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.