Three Hymns
One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money...
Polak Hiding In Tree
A Pole, English, and French guy are running away from the German soldiers when...
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car?
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car? Neither has he.
Early retirement
The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement...
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
A mute was walking down the street one day…
A mute was walking down the street one day and chanced upon a friend...
Book Titles
“Bloody Stump” by: Rusty Zipper”Sliding Down a Flagpole” by: Dick Burns”Brown Spots on the...
Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors…
Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors,how do you get...
Married at a Nudist Colony
Have you heard about the couple who got married in a nudist colony?They wanted...
May I speak to the conductor
|A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that...