Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...
A woman comes home…
A woman comes home from the doctor and tells her husband the bad news...
Whales
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan...
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to…
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they...
The bad salesman…
John was a clerk in a small drugstore but he was not much of...
A couple came upon a wishing well…
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish...
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested…
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came...
The Brit Awarts!
|What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?The Brit Awarts!
So the elephant says to the naked man…
So the elephant says to the naked man . . .”You breathe through that...
Birdie Poem
Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I’m a...