Inventions By Blondes
Inventions by Blondes…1. The water-proof towel2. Glow in the dark sunglasses3. Solar powered flashlights...
Two buddies get together and decide to…
Two buddies get together and decide togo to a whorehouse, one of them tired...
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.
Cristmas Quiz
If athletes get athlete’s foot, astronauts get missile toe.A bird dog could be called...
Tons of Yo Mamma Jokes
Yo mama’s so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just...
National Anthem
Ex-President Clinton is currently writing a new National Anthem.It’s called, “Yank My Doodle, It’s...
Children’s letters to God
Dear GOD, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was...
Troubles getting into heaven
Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter...
The young playboy took a blind date to an…
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusementpark. They went for a...
I didn’t get any money this time
|A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....