You Mama’s So Ugly…
- Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry,...
The President
Why does Hillary Clinton Wake Up At 5:30 Every Morning?To Make Sure That She...
Sir!
|What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with…
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with no clothes on,...
How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? (The long ladies version)
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve…
Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this...
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time…
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time, and they weregreeted...
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye…
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye (or maybe it was Neil McNell from...
The football-playing turkey
|The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large...
The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.