What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
Indian Pun! heehee
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What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.
How many calories do we burn during sex
The diet literature explains calories burned while jogging, playing tennis or golfing, but similar...
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls...
A story with a morale
A man, called to testify at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on...
Horny Mouse
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
How to buy a stero
|1. Carefully calculate power requirements, based on room dimensions, etc. Multiply by a factor...
Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?A: He used to lay...