A tall woman met a midget at a party…
A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three...
Jealousy
Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. “Oh Marie,” she said to her maid, “I...
Things to do in the office when you\\\\\\\’re bored
Office work dull?…None of your colleagues appreciate your humour?…Amuse yourself. Points are awarded on...
The blonde and the screen door
What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?The more you bang...
What should you say if he asks you Am I your first?
What should you say if he asks you “Am I your first”?”You might be...
Bill\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Saxophone
Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?To play his WhoreMonica
cross a frog with some mist
|What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!
Just in case
“Mr. Chilton,” the analyst said, “I think this will be your last visit.”"Does that...
There was a drunk man walking down the street turning…
There was a drunk man walking down the street turninghis car keys back and...
You are under arrest!
A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a...