Funny Conversations
BOY : Since we met, I can’t eat or drink…GIRL : Why not ??BOY...
Where are the fingers?
Jon’s working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally...
A rather novel way to…
A policeman cruising past a pub after closing time notices two motor bikes still...
Macintosh Computers
MACINTOSH stands for…Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs.
On his Deathbed!
Father Murphy was ministering to a man on his deathbed.”Renounce Satan!” yelled Father Sullivan.”No!,”...
Travel to Heaven
|This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in...
Girl Talk With Chelsea & Hillary
Chelsea Clinton was home for Christmas break. She was having lunch with her dear...
Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
Honey, I have a headache…
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of...
dishwasher breaks down
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!