3 times a virgin.
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her...
Better Late Than Never?……..
Ninety-four-year-old Mrs. Hatcher showed up at her lawyer’s office one Monday morning. “I want...
Two hookers were on a street corner…
Two hookers were on a street corner. They started discussing business,and one of the...
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
Dead Cow & The Mermaid
On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and...
That was no piccolo
|Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, “Who...
Little Johnny — being logical
Little Johnny A traveling salesman rings this doorbell. 10 year old little Johnny answers,...
Polaks Come Back To Fish
These two Polish guys rent a boat and go fishing in a lake. They...
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis…
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. Onenotices...
Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...