Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what…
Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what he does best…...
Diff Between Gender Dreams
Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminatinghunger. What do men dream...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
I’m John The Baptist
A man who thought he was John the Baptist was disturbing the neighborhood, so...
George Bernard Shaw
|While at a concert being performed by a very bad orchestra, George Bernard Shaw...
How did he look?
A woman went to her shrink because she was having severe problems with her...
Trouble sleeping
|The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?”...
Dead Ringer, Part II
With the hunchback still dead, and his no-armed replacement still dead, the church leader...
Men are from earth…
Men are from earth.Women are from earth.Deal with it.
Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...